Ok, you’ve probably read about my unfortunate situation already. I’ve been forced to buy new shirt every single freakin’ day of the year in order to satisfy my mum’s massively unfair demands.

Seriously, if you don’t believe me, read this and I’m sure you’ll agree that my life just isn’t fair at all.

Underneath all this writing you’ll find a bunch of pretty cool tees that I nearly bought, but I didn’t getting. After all, there’s only 387 days in a year isn’t there, and don’t want to waste money buying things I won”t wear. I like to think I’m pretty smart with my money.

Even though I can’t fit these shirts in my bedroom, I think you should probably buy them. I’m kind of a big deal so people jump at the chance to get a hold of anything that I reckon is even half cool. You don’t believe me do you - well Sammy, the kid next door who’s really crap at Ultimate Tournament 3, ate all the cold olives that I spat out off my Domin’s pizza just to try and be more like me. So you probably should buy these shirts before Sammy finds this and tries to copy me again.