I went to the circus once when I was 6. Mum dragged me there. I hated it and never recovered from the experience, especially the freaky dudes with big curly coloured wigs and flaky white makeup.
Today I’m going to face my fears the only way I know how. By wearing a t-shirt all day that expresses my inner feelings.

i hate clowns NO CLOWN GRAPHIC logo t-shirt
$17.95
The official “No Clowns” logo (a clown with the international NO sign across its evil face) with the simple statement underneath: “i hate clowns.” The back reads: “The only thing we have to fear is a clown, that’s it”.
Printed on Adult sized Hanes Beefy t-shirts (perfect for guys or girls)! Apparently this tshirt has even been featured on the cover of the Wall Street Journal!
I’m wearing this tshirt today in loving memory of our dear old friend the Atari gaming console. Can you believe this iconic piece of gaming history less memory than my current Nokia mobile phone?

Vintage Atari Logo T-Shirt
$17.99
50/50 cotton/poly blended vintage cut t-shirt in heather blue. The Atari logo is a heat tranfer from the early 80’s.
My Dad reckons that the Beatles are the best band that will ever walk this earth. I haven’t got the heart to tell him that the Beatles’ were complete rip-off merchants who couldn’t even come up with original material. Look, the title of one of their number one hits was even copied off this tshirt I bought today. Losers.

Yellow submarine
$25.95
Retro style t-shirt with printed yellow sub on the front. Available in a variety of colors. 100% combed cotton tee with contrasting stripes and collar. Slim fit, fabric Weight: 6.3oz/in.
My superior Playstation 3 skills can probably be traced all the way back to my childhood days. Sunny weekends spent sitting in the lounge room glued to the TV playing Super Mario, yep, those were the days.
Still I can’t believe that we ever survived without LCD flatscreen televisions.

Mr Nintendo T-Shirt
$16.98
This is an officially licensed Nintendo t-shirt in which this shirt has been screen printed with a Nintendo Controller on a green tee shirt. These Nintendo tshirts are usually made from heavyweight preshrunk 6oz. cotton blank tees.