Okay, I love tshirts, you may have gathered that. But other than that, my life sucks right now.

Mum says I have to clean my bedroom once a week. I hate cleaning my room.


But it gets worse. Since I am now “mature and responsible” (since when is 26 mature and responsible???) she says I have to do my own washing.


Hahaha, I’ll fool her. I’ll just chuck out my dirty clothes and buy new ones every week. What else am I going to do with this crappy $50,000 investment fund money that my parents think will “get me a real life” one day. I have a perfectly real life now thanks very much! Hell, today I finished Grand Theft Auto 4 on the Playstation 3 in 2 hours flat. Benji will be sooo jealous.


Anyway, here’s the deal. Don’t tell mum, but every week I’ll let you in a on a little secret. I’ll let you know which 7 new tshirts I’m going to buy to wear next week. Let me tell you, I have pretty darn good taste when it comes to clothes, so my tshirt tips put David Beckham’s fashion sense to shame (plus, in comparison to my custom-built player in Fifa 2008 on the Playstation Beckham is a complete pansy anyway).

So if you want to see some cool new tshirts that only the coolest of cats in the Southern Hemisphere are wearing. you can check back to this site every week. Or if you’re only allowed on the net from 8pm til midnight 6 nights a week and don’t want to miss a week (I know, it’s soooo not fair), maybe you should subscribe to the email alerts (Mum doesn’t have email, haha, she can’t even turn on my new Nokia 9210i, how lame is that!)

Mum says sharing is caring, so if she catches me at least I can say I was doing it for the benefit of millions of people across the globe. So, um, I might need you to put in the good word for later on if she ever cottons on.

Anyway, I gotta go practice Ultimate Tournament 3 somre more, we’re going to link up our computers and play in the garage all night on Saturday.

Jonny