Sometimes when I’m bored, or if mum gets mad at me, I lock myself in my room, put on my old New Kids on the Block album and relive my childhood by re-enacting battles beneath bed with my Transformers figurines. I’m careful though, I’m pretty sure the original Optimus Prime toy purchased in 1989 from Toyworld would be worth at least $25,000 these days, so I’ve wrapped a thick rubber band around him, so he can fight his battles bumper-car style. Optimus, I’m wearing this tee today to celebrate all the good times we had together mate.

Transformers Decepticon Glowing Eyes
$17.95
The official Decepticon logo from the Transformers movie! Glowing red eyes from behind the instantly recognizable Decepticon logo! Pre-shrunk 100% cotton, officially licensed Transformers movie t-shirt.


Who the hell are you? I'm Jonny...and since I am now “mature and responsible” (since when is 26 mature and responsible???) Mum reckons I have to do my own washing. Bwaaahahaha, I’ll fool her. I’ll just chuck out my dirty clothes and buy new ones every week. What else am I going to do with this crappy $50,000 investment fund money that my parents think will “get me a real life” one day. Don’t tell mum, but every week on this site I’ll let you in a on a little secret, and show you which 7 cool new tees to replace last week's dirty ones....
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